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PARDON ME BUT I'M DRUNK! I'VE DONE SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT I'D DO. I WOKE UP IN KYM'S ROOM, WALKED DOWNSTAIRS TO SEE HER SLEEPING WITH JOHN!. WELL, IF WHAT SHE WANTED WAS THE SPECTACULAR EXPLOSION THAT IS ME, SHE GOT IT WHETHER SHE REMEMBERS OR NOT! WAKING UP IN HER ROOM, FINDING HER SLEEPING DOWNSTAIRS WITH SOME GUY SHE USED TO SEE.... I GUESS IT'S EASY TO SAY THAT IT'S ENOUGH FOR ME. I'M DONE. PUT A FUCKING FORK IN ME. MY UNCLE IS BACK IN THE HOSPITAL AND IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE FLYING OUT TO SEE HIM WITH HIS CONDITION WHERE IT IS. LORD ONLY KNOWS THAT THE ONLY TWO NON DIRECT RELATIVES THAT I HAVE SUCH STRONG FEELINGS FOR IS MY UNCLE STEVE AND MY AUND ALEXIS. WELL, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED SHE NEEDS TO HAVE A GOOD FUCKING EXPLANATION OR I'M DONE. DO II LOVE HER? YES, BUT THAT'S BY A FAULT OF MINE.... I THINK. PUT A FORK IN ME. I DID SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGH I'D DO.... DRIVE DRUNK. I GUESS I DO HAVE FLAWS IN Y LOGIC...